Jess in Boots

boom shakka lakka

Officially moved here. See you there, mofos.

Just passed some dudes who sounded like pirates in Newtown. "YARRRR, ALCOHOLICS NEVER DIE! THEY JUST GET DRUNKERRRRR!" 4 hours ago
Autumnal tree nudity prevented by kind uni students? Yeah, there's clothes up there. instagr.am/p/LUjoV0pRT6/ 2 days ago
"MMM GUY SEBASTIAN, I JUST GOT FREE TICKETS OMG YAY" #headdesk 2 days ago
RT @joshgnosis: Oh, there's a GIF of Abbott fleeing parliament now. bit.ly/LFdhrj 3 days ago
Dosed up on cough medicine and antibiotics, and distracted by the Fabergé eggs on Google. Mmm, pretty. 4 days ago